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Performative Ident #1

I want to tell a story

I am going to tell you a story

It’s a story about me… it’s a story about you…..

I mean because the story’s about me, it’s about you…. I mean because the story’s about you its about me.

This is our story, we make it here, now, together in this space.

When I was 9 I played Oberon, King of the Fairies. When I was 11 I played Sherlock Holmes, Neil Cooper was Watson. When I was 26 I played Travel Survey Tony…..

Have you ever met one of those people? You know, one of those people?
Tony’s got 98% of an AKA 47 hidden underneath the bed, not everything goes back where it should after a war.
Tony can’t hear me and he can’t see me, but he’s got some great stories has old Tony.

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Now what you need to do is take the teaspoon like this in the cup and just waggle it back and forth, George Orwell knew about a good cup of tea, just waggle it in the cup, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth……back……and…….forth……..back…..and…..forth…

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I am a woman, I am a girl, I am whatever you want me to be, I am just a wet cunt. C….c….c…..c…cunt…….C……c……c…..c…….

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…..and I want to say…..(inaudible escape of sound)…….

[as hostess]

Now if you take one thing away with you, let it be this, the milk always goes in AFTER the tea and George agrees with me on this one as well.

*Eat an apple and put it back together again

*These are my period pants/story telling bra/never worn red lacy knickers

*clothes generally

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